January 2012
v5d2:
flipchiiick:
”New year. New me.” Please just shut up. You were a dumb bitch at 11:59, And at 12:01 im pretty sure you’re gonna be the same dumb bitch you were 2 minutes ago.
LOL
HAHAHA
December 2011
Meeting One Direction
Me: Will you sign this?
Them: Sure
Them: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Them: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
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